Thursday, May 19, 2011

ANGRY TROLL LADY KILLS 8 TOURISTS AT ANCIENT RUIN SITE


"There's a really angry blue woman mutilating some tourists!" said Marcus Antanapala to the emergency dispatcher. He made the call after a bluish, tusked woman with ridiculous cleavage erupted from a ruin site and rained terrific clawed blows down upon the idiotic onlookers as they attempted to take pictures with their cell phones.
"Does she have tusks, armor protecting her knees and forearms, a fairly big rack, and is exuding a sense of total 'Grrrrawesomeness'?" asked the dispatcher.

"Um yeah. How'd you know?"

"OK, sir. She's a female troll from World of Warcraft. I'll send a black-n-white to check into it. Have a nice day, sir."

6 comments:

  1. I don't know what it is, but I like!

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  2. See, we need more of THOSE news stories.

    Great sketch by the way.

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  3. New character sketch really awesome! nice job !

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  4. I saw the finished painting on FB and never made the connection it was WoW. Of course, neither Brian nor I actually play, so I probably wouldn't have known anyway. Nicely done. (And, I agree. We need more of those types of news stories.)

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