G is for Ga-gorib
According to the Hottentot peoples of southwestern Africa, Ga-gorib is a horrid monster that sits on the edge of a deep pit and challenges passers-by to hurl stones at him. The stones always rebounded and killed the thrower, whose body would topple into Ga-gorib's pit. But along came a hero named Heitsi-eibib - he waited and waited and waited until finally, when the monster's gaze was averted, he drilled Ga-gorib in the noggin and toppled him into his own corpse-filled chasm.
The homeplate umpire then warned both dugouts.