L is for Lady-of-the-Lake
The Lady was a Celtic enchantress that lived in a castle in the middle of a lake. She raised Lancelot and tossed Arthur that wacky sword and probably did some other mystical crap in between.
Frankly, "L" had a pretty lame assortment to choose from and I just couldn't muster much enthusiasm for the oft-depicted lake dame. I guess I could have made her a fish-woman or a weedy hag or big and fat just to do something different - but I just want to get past L and back to the good stuff!